Occupation
Retail Wireless Consultant (U.S. Cellular)
Hometown
‘Stallis
Sign
Peace
Date of First Show
Saturday, March 30, 1991 (holy crap i’m old)
Favorite ComedyCity Game
Pick a Play and Naive Replay
Favorite Movie
Harvey, Office Space, The Sandlot, Hook, Big Fish, Rear Window
Favorite TV Show
LOST, True Blood, Mad Men, Entourage, The Riches, The West Wing, Twin Peaks, The Big Bang Theory, Breaking Bad, The Muppet Show
Favorite Band/Singer
R.E.M., Barenaked Ladies, Violent Femmes, Cowboy Mouth, Midnight Oil, Pat McCurdy, Rodrigo y Gabriela, Pomplamoose
Favorite Sandwich
Cuban Panini
Favorite things to do when not at ComedyCity?
Indoor soccer, farmer’s market, go out to eat, lounge with my wife and dog and watch really crappy tv
Favorite quote
“Years ago, my mother used to say to me, she’d say, ‘In this world, Elwood, you must be,’ – She always called me Elwood – ‘In this world, you must be oh so smart, or oh so pleasant.’ Well, for years I was smart. I recommend pleasant. You may quote me.”
-Elwood P. Dowd in “Harvey”
Most likely to…
lollygag
Your inspiration?
mój matka
Who would you most like to meet?
The man or woman who delivers winning lottery checks.
Anything else you’d like to share?
I’d like to teach the world to sing in perfect harmony.
I’d like to buy the world a Coke and keep it company.



